December 2011
454 posts
"You just need to tell yourself you don't care and...
brattylife:
you just need to tell yourself you don’t care and eventually you won’t
you just need to tell yourself you don’t care and eventually you won’t
you just need to tell yourself you don’t care and eventually you won’t
you just need to tell yourself you don’t care
and
eventually
you
won’t
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad
When my nose is super plugged I feel the most unattractive ever. Nothing I can do will make me look decent, it always manages to make me feel like I gained 20 pounds and a goiter.
So naturally, my nose is super stuffed the day before NYE. Drug and sleep times ahead, iwillnotbesickiwillnotbesickiwillnotbesickiwillnotbesick.
I have never been this excited to see a year end ever. FUCK OFF 2011,...
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fucking christ I left my phone at work.
guess who gets to wake up in five hours to call and make sure it’s there? this girl.
drama don’t follow me
I call that bitch a cab
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